Millennial Struggles Gifts

"I'm still digging out from my parents."

Wifi in Hell

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

Young MacDonald

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Son, you don't need social media to make you feel inadequate and depressed - you've got your parents."

Child uses tablet to mark geographical location of donkey's tale.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Man bun tending

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Captain Millennial

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Hipster Charm Offensive

Millennial

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Crybaby Millennials

"But...I didn't even get my participation trophy! It's not fair!"

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"You just destroyed your safe space."

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven