Millennial Foodie Gifts

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Fur Baby

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Local, free-range bug juice.

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

'Ice cream parlour.'

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"The season finale of the world is near."

Prosecco Drinker

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"What's not disgusting?"

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

'They wanted to compliment you on the porridge.'