Milkman Gifts

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Milk truck with udders.

'How many pints have you had?'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

"I only wanted one pint today. Didn't you get my text message?"

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'If I buy ten pints and a dozen eggs will you snog me?'

Milkman Training Course - "I will now show you how to get the maximum amount of respect from a milk bottle without breaking it."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

Nobody messed with the milkman.

'Wasn't that our milkman just leaving?'

"Oooh. He definitely has Dave the milkman's eyes."

Bricklayers Union.

Milky Way

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Procrastinating milkman...

'The milkman left 28 pints. He's off on a month's holiday.'

'Careful - she's nagging all and sundry since her husband left her!'

'I wanted to be a milkman, but I didn't have the bottle.'

'Two pints of milk and a bottle of cream. Sorry I think my report is stuck in a milk bottle on my doorstep!'

'You should give that to the milkman.'

"How come we always pick the slowest lane of traffic?"

pyramid empties...

"He left a really odd suicide note, it reads: 'One extra pint and a strawberry yogurt please'."

Note on computer for milkman.

'It's all over-my husband's out buying a cow.'

Two Pints Today Please.

'Semi skimmed, please.'

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

"Gramps, tell me again of your scary childhood...when milk men and paper boys walked the earth!"

'-and don't think I don't know about you and the milkman!'

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

'Don't worry chum,I'm only here for the milk bill!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."