Milk Avoider Gifts

Milk...Milk...Anything but MILK!!

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"They’re real."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Garlic Free Zone.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

Spilled Milk

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

The Magic Float

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Take me to your lactator!

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

The statue of Lactity.

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'