Milk Avoider Gifts

Milk...Milk...Anything but MILK!!

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Garlic Free Zone.

"They’re real."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Spilled Milk

The Magic Float

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Take me to your lactator!

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"It's all about the milk."

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

'Condensed Milk'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"