Military Marriage Gifts

"He refuses to obey direct orders!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Trump

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Military style hedgehog

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

UNFADED GLORY

Lost around a military base.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.