Military Families Gifts

"I prefer people who are known."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Cry babies.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Ahhh...'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The Baby Walker

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

My First Camera

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Impressing dad.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Servicemen.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"