Military Budget Skeptic Gifts

Joint Strike Fighter

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Footing The Bill

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

Turnkey Totalitarianism

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

Know Your Level

Nothing to Lose But Our Knees

'Okay - Who built this site?'

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Money falling down a black hole

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

To the Barricades

'And as THE anti-government candidate, if elected I promise to immediately resign!'

Donald Trump

Change?

Politicians and Budget Cuts.