Military Budget Skeptic Mugs

Joint Strike Fighter

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Footing The Bill

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'Okay - Who built this site?'

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Money falling down a black hole

'And as THE anti-government candidate, if elected I promise to immediately resign!'

Change?

Donald Trump

Operation Jade Helm

Politicians and Budget Cuts.