Footing The Bill
Government Spend Skeptics Mugs
Start conversations with mugs that speak to the government spend skeptic in your life. Clever, funny designs will brighten their day and remind them they're not alone in their views.
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."
"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.
'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'
IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.
It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?
"The president says it's a weather balloon."
Run in the Family
'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'
Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.
'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'
'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'
Turnkey Totalitarianism
"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"
'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''
'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'
How to make sure he won't see his shadow.
The royal mint is asking for a budget increase. You have to spend money to make money!
Little Taxes.
"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"
"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"
"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"
BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)
"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."
Sam's Nation Building
'Okay - Who built this site?'
Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.
Nothing to Lose But Our Knees
'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'
The Elephant in the Corner.
'I didn't get a grant.'
'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'
The New Abnormal
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