Government Spending Enthusiast Mugs

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Run in the Family

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Footing The Bill

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

Build the Wall Back Better

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

Sam's Nation Building

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

The Elephant in the Corner.

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

Mind Narrows.

The Disappearing Coin Mystery