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Government Spending Critic Gifts
Looking for a clever way to show support or poke fun at the government spending critic? Our selection of witty and insightful items is ideal for those who love humor with a political edge. From mugs to prints, these products make bold statements about fiscal responsibility and government waste, all crafted with professional artistry for maximum impact.
'And here's another six billion is savings from vacations Michelle and I patriotically decided NOT to take!'
'Talk about government waste! A tombstone would have been sufficient!'
How to make sure he won't see his shadow.
"Good boy."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
DUNVOTIN
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
US Capitol Building Toppled
"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.
The Emperor's New Clothes
social services cuts
"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."
IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.
Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.
"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"
Footing The Bill
Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton
It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?
Run in the Family
'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'
'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'
'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'
Democracy Bleeds
"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."
King Trump
Government Spending Critic Gifts Collection
Government Spending Critic Mugs
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