Military Aspirations Gifts

“Why do you want to join the navy lad?”

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Eye Off the Ball

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Vladimir Putin.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Oooops!

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'