Military Aspirations T-Shirts

“Why do you want to join the navy lad?”

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The Use of Cavalry