Police Aspirations T-Shirts

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

The Day Dreamer.

Family traits.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Rainbow/Horizon

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Arcarde Patrol

US Camouflage School

A cat in a long coat and hat queues to meet the author of 'Why dogs are better than cats'.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"They say you should dress for the job you want."

Street trader tricking police.

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'