Military Advisors Gifts

Libya/UK: Mission Creep?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

That's What Happens

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

SAGE mentality

Two Ways out of Iraq.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Rock and a Hard Place

Ukraine Crisis

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Most valuable element.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Intolerable

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."