Military Advisor Gifts

"Herbert thinks women should be allowed in combat."

'My plan is to introduce a bill to send the Iraqi army weapons, ammo, armor and steroids.'

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

'Today, the U.S. sent a team of legal advisors to Iraq to teach tribal factions how to sue rather than fight.'

"What if we play Teg?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

That's What Happens

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Intolerable

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

The unknown war poet.

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

Invade/Fail/Deny

The Thinker

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

US strike on Syria.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Dictators Consuming the World

Library Geoge W. Bush

The Grim map of Iraq.

Used to it.

Memo Mania

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

Vocabulary Glossary for Libya

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

The Thing That Won't Leave