Military Advisor Pillows

"Herbert thinks women should be allowed in combat."

'My plan is to introduce a bill to send the Iraqi army weapons, ammo, armor and steroids.'

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

'Today, the U.S. sent a team of legal advisors to Iraq to teach tribal factions how to sue rather than fight.'

"What if we play Teg?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Invade/Fail/Deny

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

The unknown war poet.

The Thinker

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Dictators Consuming the World

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Library Geoge W. Bush

US strike on Syria.

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

The Grim map of Iraq.

Used to it.

An Arm and a Leg.

Kosovo.

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

How To Cut The Defense Budget