Military Advisors Prints

Libya/UK: Mission Creep?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

SAGE mentality

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Rock and a Hard Place

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Ukraine Crisis

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Most valuable element.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Nuclear Proliferation

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."