Military Adviser Prints

Pentagon Focus Groups

"What was the name of the consultants who advised us to invade Russia?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Servicemen.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

That's What Happens

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Ukraine Crisis

Intolerable

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Foxhole - digging robot

Trouble everywhere...

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"