Migratory Marvel Lover Gifts

Birds flying with GPS.

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Moses as a child.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Which one's yours?"

New Marvel Heroes

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Spider boy

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Thank You to Vaccinators

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Ultrasound. . . AKA: Womb Zoom

Aquarium Distress Call.

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

'To be honest, Mr. Thompson, yours is the worst case of trapped wind I've ever come across.'

'Does it hurt when I do that?'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'With robot-assisted microsurgery, I don't even have to be in the same room. I won't have to hear you screaming.'

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.