Migratory Marvel Lover Gifts

Birds flying with GPS.

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Moses as a child.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Which one's yours?"

New Marvel Heroes

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Spider boy

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

Thank You to Vaccinators

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Ultrasound. . . AKA: Womb Zoom

Aquarium Distress Call.

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

'To be honest, Mr. Thompson, yours is the worst case of trapped wind I've ever come across.'

'Does it hurt when I do that?'

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'With robot-assisted microsurgery, I don't even have to be in the same room. I won't have to hear you screaming.'