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Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

A Passage to Indiana

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Monuments

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.