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"Alas,we all knew Carl. A poet, a dreamer, a roamer."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"I'd like a trigger warning."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Hardships of the Great Adventurers � Warmth! The Arctic. Food! The seas. Water! The Desert. Internet connection! The vacation cabin.

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Swiss excalibur...

U.S. Male - Part Five

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

"51st State, eh?!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

A rest by the way

Tourist

Where the Buffalo Comb

How the West was won.

Dang prairie dogs!

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

well pardner, don;t ever have your nose itch during a shootout.

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Franklin Pierce

Marmalade the Cheetah swordfighting with Antelope.

Welcome to the Midwest (A Content-Driven Geo-Political Concept) Press Accelerator Pedal to Continue Program...

General Custer as a kid.

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

'Oh no it's the transvestite kid.'

Oswald was a very methodical gunfighter.