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In this house Benjamin Franklin Attended his very first Seder.

Franklin Pierce

"The only clue to the mysterious fate of the lost colony of America..."

At the Museum

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"You're on a what?!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Scarpia's Palace

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"...it's another metal detector."

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Progress?

Peace in shackles.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Lincoln on corporations.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Conspiracy Theory Books

Stay the Course.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

Obama.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

"How could this happen?"

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Rudyard Kipling

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Barack Obama

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

Ferdinand von Zeppelin