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In this house Benjamin Franklin Attended his very first Seder.

Franklin Pierce

"The only clue to the mysterious fate of the lost colony of America..."

At the Museum

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"You're on a what?!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Scarpia's Palace

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"...it's another metal detector."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Progress?

Peace in shackles.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Lincoln on corporations.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Conspiracy Theory Books

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Obama.

"How could this happen?"

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Rudyard Kipling

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Stay the Course.

Robot Attack in Bath

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Barack Obama

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"