American Plains Explorer Mugs

"Alas,we all knew Carl. A poet, a dreamer, a roamer."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"I'd like a trigger warning."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Swiss excalibur...

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

"51st State, eh?!"

Where the Buffalo Comb

Dang prairie dogs!

How the West was won.

Tourist

A rest by the way

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

General Custer as a kid.

Marmalade the Cheetah swordfighting with Antelope.

Welcome to the Midwest (A Content-Driven Geo-Political Concept) Press Accelerator Pedal to Continue Program...

well pardner, don;t ever have your nose itch during a shootout.

Franklin Pierce

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

'Oh no it's the transvestite kid.'

Oswald was a very methodical gunfighter.

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."