American Plains Mugs

Where the Buffalo Comb

Airlines

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Boy pilot.

Employee of the Month Parking

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Artists of the wild west.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Vampire on a plane

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Two airplanes

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cristiano Ronaldo

Airliner

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"