American Plains Pillows

Where the Buffalo Comb

Airlines

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Employee of the Month Parking

Boy pilot.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Artists of the wild west.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Signing the declaration of independence.

Vampire on a plane

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Airliner

Cristiano Ronaldo

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Two airplanes

The EP-21 spy plane.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted