Wild West Explorer Mugs

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

Oswald was a very methodical gunfighter.

'Oh no it's the transvestite kid.'

well pardner, don;t ever have your nose itch during a shootout.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

How the West was won.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Deer Season Open.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Nun Fight.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."