Midwest Explorer Pillows

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

A Passage to Indiana

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Monuments

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Golf with a difference

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'