Midterm Season Pillows

Running Late

Welcome Spring.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Last Leaf

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Fall on a desert island

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Climate change

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I love this time of year."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Welcome back students.