Midterm Season Pillows

Running Late

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Welcome Spring.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

The Last Leaf

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Bed Seasons

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Fall on a desert island

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Easter Egg Delivery

Climate change

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"I love this time of year."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'