Mid-term Elections Pillows

The Race.

Give Me Hope

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

He kept up his guitar practise...

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Your contents have shifted."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

The Russian Election.

"I think it was an election year."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Joe Biden

Netanyahu versus Gantz