Midterm Elections Pillows

"Global warming will dramatically increase this fall, but it's just the mid-term elections."

Hope and Change 2: the Biden Years

Teleprompter Message

Sample Ballot - Throw some of the bums out or throw all of the bums out.

"Edward, come quick! It's the first negative attack ad of the fall!"

Voter impatience.

The Establishment Election

Meanwhile, out on the campaign trail...

"If you ask me, this neighborhood has really gone to hell in a bucket."

Biden Administration under pressure before midterm elections

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Trump Poutine

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The Russian Election.

"I think it was an election year."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Joe Biden

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'