Us Midterm Elections Pillows

"In late Summer and Fall, moist hot air rises and spins causing a great blast of wind. What do we call this powerful phenomenon?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Trump Poutine

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Elections

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The Russian Election.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"I think it was an election year."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Joe Biden

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).