U.s. Elections Pillows

Pennsylvania

Russiagate Explained

"I'm speaking."

Donald Trump

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Political convention

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Trump Poutine

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

An informed voter is a good voter

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Elections

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

The Russian Election.