Midnight Mocha Mixer Pillows

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

City Marathon.

Margarita

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

'I think it's time we left...'

"That's just the booze listening."

Trolley Queen

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Name your poison, dearie."

Fall Classic

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers