Midnight Cat Couture Lover Pillows

Cat's Pajamas

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

Puss in Heels

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"I opted for the upgrades."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Melania Trump

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Does my bank account look big in this?

Belling the Cat

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."