Midnight Cat Couture Lover Pillows

Cat's Pajamas

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"I opted for the upgrades."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Melania Trump

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Belling the Cat

Does my bank account look big in this?

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"

Summer is ending, Ernie. It's time for me to put away my business shorts and bring my business sweatpants back out.