Middle-age Magician Pillows

"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'Dang.'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

'You know you're 40 when...'

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

Magician pulling money out of a hat

"It's like texting, but for dead people."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'No batteries needed, but you have to be menopausal to make them work.'

'I'm not that concerned about my prostate ... I'm still trying to survive my wife's menopause.'

Witch updates travel broom.

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

Live: Middle Aged Men

Voodoo

Wishing Well - Change given.

Crystal Balls.

'Now, why did I cross over here?' Middle-aged Chicken.

'...And just a pince of stem cells.'

'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'

You say you had a misspent youth? Yeah, and I'm doing my middle age on credit.

"So, Dianne tells me you work in the realm of the explainable."