Young Magician Pillows

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Primitive magician

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Juggler and Illusionist

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Magic Tricks

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'