Aspiring Magicians Pillows

"And for my next act I will escape from a galvanized-iron can filled with water and secured by massive locks."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Young Houdini

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

Reading 'Levetation Magazine'.

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

'Could you take me through it once more? From the moment you said you couldn't pay the witch doctor's fee.'

Magician pulling money out of a hat

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'I've invented a cloak of invisibility. I just put it over your head and you can't see me."

'Three hearts.'

How to win 'Genius Grants' for dummies.

"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

Money needed for music lessons.

'When I grow up I want to be a rock star.'

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

'Great idea to give the kid this magic set!'

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.