Aspiring Magicians Mugs

"And for my next act I will escape from a galvanized-iron can filled with water and secured by massive locks."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

Magician pulling money out of a hat

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

Reading 'Levetation Magazine'.

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

'Could you take me through it once more? From the moment you said you couldn't pay the witch doctor's fee.'

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'Three hearts.'

'I've invented a cloak of invisibility. I just put it over your head and you can't see me."

"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

How to win 'Genius Grants' for dummies.

'When I grow up I want to be a rock star.'

Money needed for music lessons.

'Great idea to give the kid this magic set!'

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

'Great idea to give the kid this.... magic set.'

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.