Future Magician Pillows

Magician pulling money out of a hat

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

Primitive magician

"I said slime."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Magic Tricks

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Juggler and Illusionist