Mid-life Pillows

Middle Aged Spread.

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"You used to be that ambitious."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'Where Are They Now?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Male Pattern Baldness

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'