Micromanagement Meme Fan Pillows

Do you get the feelign we're being micromanaged?

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Office of quality assurance"

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"The boss said this meeting's about taking us back to our origins!"

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

'We're streamlining efficiency by cutting the staff we employed to improve efficiency.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"What would a competent person do?"

"As my CV says, my approach to project management is of course "the carrot or the stick"..."

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me."

"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."

"Big surprise. That cost/benefit analysis cost up more than any benefit we've ever gotten from it."

"Our investigation has concluded that your boss isn't stalking you, Mr. Beamon. He's just micromanaging."

'The union card does it every time.'