Micromanagement Meme Fan Gifts

Do you get the feelign we're being micromanaged?

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Office of quality assurance"

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"The boss said this meeting's about taking us back to our origins!"

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

'We're streamlining efficiency by cutting the staff we employed to improve efficiency.'

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"What would a competent person do?"

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"As my CV says, my approach to project management is of course "the carrot or the stick"..."

"I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me."

"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."

"Big surprise. That cost/benefit analysis cost up more than any benefit we've ever gotten from it."

"Our investigation has concluded that your boss isn't stalking you, Mr. Beamon. He's just micromanaging."