Micromanagement Meme Lover Pillows

"I've come for the job of micro manager."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

"The boss said this meeting's about taking us back to our origins!"

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"What would a competent person do?"

"As my CV says, my approach to project management is of course "the carrot or the stick"..."

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me."

"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."

"Big surprise. That cost/benefit analysis cost up more than any benefit we've ever gotten from it."

"Our investigation has concluded that your boss isn't stalking you, Mr. Beamon. He's just micromanaging."

'The union card does it every time.'

'According to these numbers, our profit will be peanuts!'