Microchip Aficionados T-Shirts

It turns out the foreign object under your skin is a microchip implant. According to the chip, you're a cocker spaniel from Jersey City, and your owner will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes. ! !

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Ironmongers

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Boiling Oil.

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Bio Lab. This powerful microscope has complete changed the way I look at life!

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

"I made dinner!"

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

Seagulls

The media became obsessed with the idea of 'The Most Important Potato Chip in the Bag'.