Microchips T-Shirts

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

'I thought she'd never leave.'

It's fun being bad with dad.

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

'My list is on the CD.'

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

The media became obsessed with the idea of 'The Most Important Potato Chip in the Bag'.

Chip Magnet

Cow reading chip makers sign: 'Chipmaker, eh? I should get out of the milk biz, and go to work there.'

Self-eating Chips

'Don't worry about being lost: If you're microchipped, they'll find your home...'

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

"No, we don't have one. Now explain again what a chip clip is for?"

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."