Microchip Master T-Shirts

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

Remote control pirate bully

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Put it under my microscope!'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

A man working on a model airplane

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

Germ Home

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!

'Managers karaoke night'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

Tough germ.