Microchip Master Mugs

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

Remote control pirate bully

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Put it under my microscope!'

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

'Managers karaoke night'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

Germ Home

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

A man working on a model airplane

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

Tough germ.

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'