Microchip Advocate T-Shirts

'Don't worry about being lost: If you're microchipped, they'll find your home...'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Not in my name!"

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

Biotechnology in agriculture

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"You fix it by buying a new one."