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"Look, baby, I haven't much time. I'm only a twenty-four virus, you know."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

When clowns are hunting.

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Jerk Gene

Bald Man Overcomb

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

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